the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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