At least make sure they are 18
Why
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Can I color on your dick again?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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