Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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