We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We are all done wearing pants today
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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