i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.Â
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaÃt comercial?
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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