She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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