why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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