i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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