No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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