I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
we should paint friendship bongs
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