The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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