i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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