I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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