I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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