hotel room ftw
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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