I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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