oh god the rape fog is back!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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