how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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