Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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