Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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