Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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