Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
