STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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