ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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