Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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