I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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