i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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