Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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