forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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