My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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