I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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