he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
