I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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