am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it was like eating out sand paper
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am mentally ready for anal.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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