I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Sober January is a disaster.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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