So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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