Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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