She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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