ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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