that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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