Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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