just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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