I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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