That's when you crack a 10am beer
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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