Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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