she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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