but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Operation Purity has been aborted
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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