After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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