he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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