this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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