Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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