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(561): View more from Florida

Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.

(1-561): View more from Florida

He looks like a bad one night stand.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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(815): View more from Illinois

he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time

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If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?

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