Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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