before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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