Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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