I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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