Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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