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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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