She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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